Hey, what's up? ItsMeKnowlo, and this is a tribe called Best. Want to welcome
everybody to the best show on the internet and the internet. And in this episode, I am bitching about
Kanye West. Kanye West is back. Holy [ __ ] it's a tribe called Best.
I'm not sure if you guys saw the video, but he met
with some rabbis. He went ahead and walked back some
statements that he made. He you back that ass up. Double dutched.
You back that ass up. He moonwalked. You back that ass up.
He put it in reverse. You back that ass up. He reversed the charges.
You back that ass up. He asked for forgiveness. Yo, back that ass up.
Um, I'm of the opinion, [ __ ] that.
If Kanye West, yay Jesus, Yeezy
Yler, Yay Seuss, the Louis Vuitton, Don,
whatever silly [ __ ] he wants to go by at the moment.
Why you sitting down with those people? You owe the black community
a apology. You got some ass to kiss.
You You got some You got some some some some some some some hail Marys or something to give to your community to
people that have the same skin color as you. Kanye, you got some splaining to do.
All the stuff that you you you've said and done to your own community, you got
the audacity to go apologize to somebody else.
Fool. Like you are a fool by definition.
He is I'm speculating cuz a tribe called best.
A lot of this podcast is speculation. It's just me um looking at stuff,
getting details, getting facts, um extrapolating, pulling information
out of it, reading between the lines because do you know when people say things like,
"Oh, why why do you um judge celebrities uh so harshly?" Or, "Oh, you don't know
the celebrity or oh d I do know the celebrity. I do have the
right to judge. You know what I know about a celebrity? I know what you give
me on Instagram. I know what you give me on TMZ. I know
what you give me in your music. I don't know your personal life. I can't talk about nothing that's going on behind closed doors. But what I know is what
you give me and what I see and what I hear and what I read.
So when you giving, giving, giving, and you so open and so free and so horny,
where's my button? When you're so horny
to let everybody know what's on the docket, when you're so eager to say, "This is
what I'm doing. This is who I'm doing it with. This is how I'm doing. Uh, this is how I'm doing it. This is what happened." That's what I judge based
upon. I don't make up nothing. I don't have I
don't have no theories based in in in in in in conspiracy and in whatever. It's
just I look at what celebrities give me and I speculate. I I give my opinion
based on the facts that you gave me. I read between the lines. I'm I'm I'm pulling things out of what what what I'm
giving. I'm I'm doing the math. All I'm doing is cooking. All I'm doing is trying to make the math add up.
So Kanye West is back and he sat down with a rabbi and they're holding hands and he has a translator and he's apologizing and he's so docile
and he's so humble. He's coming to them with such humility. He's coming to them
as this this soft, graceful, just kind
um sorry negro that just needs um this forgiveness.
He he he needs permission to to again
this is a hurdle and and a roadblock and he needs to to rectify this. He needs to
write this wrong. It's something in his life that that he needs to get around and and a part of
that is getting grace from the rabbi
and apologizing and walking back his statements that he made about that
community. The way I look at it is like I got to go clean up the kitchen. Why don't you start with the black folks, homie?
You a black man, dark skinned. Black literally, homie. Accountability for all the things that
I've said. What did you say about your parents? Open arms. At the tender age of six, she was
arrested at the city. With that in my blood, I was born to be different. Ain't
you talking about how your people was black Panthers? What's What's homeboy? Big gangster,
dope dealer from Chicago that you want free. Um,
uh, Larry Hoover, all that blackety black stuff. I'm
black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm blacker than black. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm blacker than
black. And I'm black, y'all. I'm black. Blacker than black. Black. I'm blacker than black. Yo, because I'm black. And I'm black. Yeah. I'm black. And I'm
black, y'all. And I'm blacker than black. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm y'all
all that blackety black stuff. Allow me to make amends. And you leaprog over your community and
go sit down with the rabbi. You're a clown and a joke and a roach.
He said that in his music. Um, what's a black beetle anyway? A [ __ ] roach.
I'm the only [ __ ] that's in [ __ ] coach. No, that's not the line.
Anyway, fix it. He is a [ __ ] roach. I don't know if
you guys ever played the game Fallout or you ever saw the show Fallout. The show is aces. A1. The show is one of my
favorite shows. Fallout is A1. If you haven't seen it,
please watch it. But the the the the crux of it, a brief summary, Fallout is
about nuclear fallout, nuclear bombs. Boom, boom, boom. And this is how people
are surviving after they thought the world was kind of non-existent. They
came from these underground bunkers to see that the world does still exist and they're trying to figure out what's
going on up here on the surface. It's all kind of uh bad stuff going on, [ __ ] if you will. It's a lot of
stuff going on on the surface and they're figuring that out. But in Fallout, they have these uh big giant roaches.
And I know you guys have heard the the phrase or the saying, everybody says it. It's been said at Nauseium, oh, if it
was a nuclear bomb, if it was nukes were dropped, the only thing that would survive would be the roaches.
That's yay. In Fallout, it's these roaches that are like the size of Chihuahua. And if you get caught
lacking, one of them roaches will eat you. Imagine being attacked by a roach or
multiple roaches that are the size of chihuahua.
Yay is a survivor. Yay is a roach. I guess Yay said, "I
blew it. I ODed. I'm in the sunken place and let me go make nice with daddy." Yo,
back that ass up. Let me go kiss the ring.
I have to make up for the wrong that I have done. I need to get back on. And
and again, circle back to what I was saying earlier about speculation
and my summation, my speculation. I think that he wants to get back on. I think that he wants to be old Kanye West
and go back to his glory days. And I think he wants to be back lit. And I think he wants the world to be back in
love with him. And I think he wants to be a household name again. And I think he might want to be cute, clean,
friendly, yay again. And he knows that if he goes and plays nice and sucks the
right dicks and kisses the right asses that he will get back on. This is
America. In the United States of America, you could wake up poor and you could go to sleep rich.
It's not a shortage of money in America. Anybody could get rich.
You just got to know how to get it. That's my problem, homie.
I'm a pretty cool guy. I just don't know where the money is at. Give me a treasure map. X marks a spot. I'll go
find it. I'm trying to check chicken. I'm trying to get chilly.
I just don't know where the money's at. Help me figure it out. Promise I ain't gonna blow it like yay. But anyway,
always bet on black. But anyway, um I think that he's trying to do the right
thing and get in the right positions with the right people so that he can get back on and go back to his glory days.
That's speculation. That's what I think. Mr. IMO.
I think that they will gladly happily have him back.
Kanye West is a earner. You know when you watch a a gangster mafia movie and
and and Paulie messed up. They want to kill Paulie. Paulie is out of pocket. Hey, I mean Paulie, he's an idiot. He's
a numskull. I mean, we ought to murder Paulie. He He's an idiot. But but Paulie, he's a good earner. He's a good
earner. Boss. Paulie, we want to kill him, but he's an earner. He brings money. Pauliey's an earner. We can't
cure Paulie boss. I mean, you all the money he earned us last year, Paulie, he's an earner.
I think that Kanye West will gladly and proudly be taken back into the fold because he is an earner. He is a money
machine. But it made me sick to my stomach the
audacity that he had to go and sit up there with the rabbi and with the
translator and ask for forgiveness and with his head down
with his cheeks looking looking skinny like he just took a dose of Ompic
with his with his new mustache that he has this skinny thin mustache and he has on his leather pants and it looked like
um I don't know how many of y'all work out but you know those sauna suits you could go Walmart, Target, Big Five. And
they got these suits just like a rubber plastic bag. And they got the little boom booms here and the little boom boom
there. And they got it on the waist and the neck and it's tight so it keeps the sweat in. So you're like a walking pool.
Those sauna suits, those bags that you put on to make you sweaty. Sitting up there with some leather pants and a
sauna suit on and a in a in a black unique little hat. It looks just like the one I have. It's my favorite store.
Sitting up there with that black hat. sitting up there humble with his head down with his thin mustache and in his
in his skinny cheeks. I'm not saying that he hit the old Zimpy. I have no idea. I'm just speculating. His cheeks
look like they were hitting a little bit. His um his his his cheeks was
cheeky h the cheekbones of a lion. He looked
majestic sitting up there apologizing with his head down being being humb
being humble and and and docile and being a good clean friendly negro kissing the ring.
I think they are happy to have him back.
I'm not quite sure on all the details. I don't know if they accepted him back. I don't know how it's going to go, what it's going to be. But I think he's
chasing his former glory. He needs to spin the block on his own people.
He needs to apologize to black folks for um sitting
around with top five and other um [ __ ]
buffoon negroes. He he he needs to apologize to the black community for passing out iced
out schwa stickers. Let's not forget he passed out iced out schwastikas.
You know how much of a turncoat sellout
self-hating piece of garbage you got to be to accept an iced out schwastika.
He's giving you one, but you ain't got to accept it. Please feel free to bite the hand and feed you.
I was laughing because in the grand scheme of things and the whole entire world in US history, in
human history, in American history, we will forever reference Kendrick Lamar
versus Drake. I saw Kanye Yay Yezler.
I saw Kanye West giving a ice out schwastika to top five.
He is Drake's uh shooter, enforcer, stepper, slider. He was like
Drake's main man, right? Top Five said he was going to kill
everything moving. He was supposed to get Kendrick and and everybody that know him. Top Five is going to get everybody.
Top Five went to the UK and got stabbed and we haven't seen him since.
Sounds like a hoe. I'm not a street guy. I can't call it I can't speak to the
street politics, but he went over there and got stabbed and we ain't seen him since. Sounds like a hoe.
I'm from America.
Kendrick Lamar Duckworth said they not like us in America.
In America, if you a [ __ ] you get shot.
You come back bragging. You get shot and laugh at the [ __ ] for not killing you.
In America, you get shot and laugh. You get shot and you spin a block. You retaliate. You get shot and you ride.
You don't get shot and disappear. You don't get shot
or stabbed. Oh, look. I got a stab. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You don't get stabbed
and disappear. Drake's number one shata stepper driller
top five accepted a iced out schwastika from Kanye West
top five I think he might be Ethiopian or Somalian I think he's some kind of African
number one count with me count with me keep score top five is some kind of African
he's not a white African he's a black African he's some kind of African number one. Number two, Muslim man, devout
Muslim. If you know anything about um Islam, it's a very strict, very
difficult religion and there's a lot of things to observe. You got to be on your dean to be a devout Muslim man. So,
you're a black African Muslim. How are you wearing a ice swastika? How
are you a stepper? How you a killer? How you a slider? How?
That's the character that men like Top Five has. And that's the the the the people that Kanye surrounds himself
with. People that accept iced out schwastikas.
Look at his fall from grace. Look at how much of a buffoon this man is. He was on his website, which he got his website
taken down, but he was on his website selling Shawn John shirts and swastika shirts. Come on.
Come on. What kind of man is he? But what kind of man are you? What kind of woman are you?
What kind of fan are you for liking him or supporting him?
Kanye West comes back and plays nice and
then loses it again. And then he comes back and plays nice and loses it again.
And when he comes back, we accept him back. Dang, he dressed so cool. Oh, he be dressing so nice. Dick eating. Oh, he
be dressing, man. Look how he dresses, man. Look at his clothes. Like I he he
he passed out swastika chains and swas t-shirts, but look at his clothes though. He's so cool.
I'm repetitive. Repetition is the father of learning. Learn something, earn something, preach
something, teach something. I'm very repetitive. I'm going to say something that I said a hundred times.
Y'all want to cancel Tyler the creator? Tyler the Creator did nothing this time. And this is in in Oh [ __ ]
This time Tyler the Creator did nothing and you want to cancel him?
But every time Kanye farts, shits, and coughs, it makes national news. I
understand if it bleeds it leaves. I understand people like [ __ ] I get it. I get it.
But please don't tell me y'all going to let me uh pull the wool over your eyes and and hit you with the 82 scadoo.
Don't tell me he gonna sit down with the rabbi and y'all going to be back back on his uh jock. Um
I mean honestly get in the comments, please. Somebody let me know something. Are y'all going to be back on dick since
he sat down with a rabbi and apologized? Let me know something.
The way that we conducting ourselves is unacceptable. It's [ __ ] unacceptable.
Throw out the baby and the bath water. He went and talked with some rabbis.
That's the roll out. The vampire is on your porch. All you
got to do is invite him in. Just the tip.
You know what happened when they say just the tip?
Yay. Is people shoot him bail. People keep
giving him this this this uh leeway. People keep giving this full grace. But his mother died.
He lost it when his mother died. Cap. That's a lie. And that couldn't be
further from the truth. When you lose a parent, that causes irreparable damage.
That's something that you'll never get over. Any nobody can heal from losing a parent. And I don't even think from
losing a child for that matter. That's something that'll be with you for the rest of your days.
But I say with my chest, and feel free to disagree with me, I don't think he lost it when his mother passed away.
He was [ __ ] up before that. He was problematic
before that. He didn't like his people
before that. He just went through phases and
evolutions evolved, right? He was a pink polo college dropout. Yay.
He was uh the guy in Paris with the with the the
mullet. Well, black people call it a shag. He was in in in [ __ ] in Paris with the shag and leather racing gloves
with the fingers out in a suitcase standing around with other dudes in
clown colored suits. Um he was uh I think that might have
been before 808. He he was the the heartbreak guy. He he was the the 808 in
the heartbreak. He was um what's the what's the orange one? We on
the ultral light beam. We on the ultral light beam. This is a god dream. This is a god dream. This is everything.
Which by the way is the best most beautiful song in the world. I don't hear that song without tearing up. Best
song. One of my favorite songs. Ultra Light Beam. God, what a beautiful song. Life of Pablo.
My son and I used to listen to that song every single morning when I dropped him off at daycare.
Um, God, I love that song. Um,
yay dressing nice. Yay being a creative genius. Yay. Seeing sounds
has nothing to do with him being a a racist uh self-hating uh piece of
garbage. And I think that that's just one of his iterations.
The big baggy um quiet luxury
um ultra OD hot couture uh bum clothes euro trash. Yay.
It's just another iteration. Onions have layers. Huh?
So, I think that this is just
another version, another phase, and I think that he is in his uh refractory
period.
You guys know what that is? Ah, so your refractory period is um
postnut clarity. You were like
I think that Kanye West blew his whole entire load and he's in his refractory period.
He came on y'all, all of y'all. And now he's like, "Ah,
wow. Time for a sandwich."
Busting the nut is like sobering up.
But um you don't really get cancelled because you're only one hit away. You're only one funny joke away from coming
back. Um and black men don't really get cancelled. Juicy Smilelette is back on
TV. That was egregious what he did. Um, Smilelette
used he used being part of a marginalized group as ammunition.
He is a man. He is a black man. He is a
black gay man. and he fabricated a hate crime based on those things.
When people do that, that turns everybody into the boy that cry wolf.
When I'm going to Subway at 3:00 am and somebody puts a noose around my neck and pours bleach on me, you might say I'm
lying because he blew it for me and people
that look like me. But he's back,
man. Yay is back. Like which one of y'all is gonna be the first
to blow him? Because I remember how um Snoop Doggy Dog was talking about
um Kanye. He had bad things to say about Kanye.
Uh he had a lot of bad things to say about Trump. And then we see the Snoop Dogg and Donald Trump uh party line. We
see how that story played out. Um, who's going to be the first one that disrespected Kanye and kicked his back
in and and and talked about how he sold out? Who's going to be the first one back on dick?
I'm just really curious. Like, I just want to watch and see who's going to be the first one to reach out. I'm just curious because I know y'all like money.
Y'all like money more than integrity. So,
I mean, is anybody going to press him to come to the black community and clean
house? Like, he's one of those people that's
concerned about the neighbor's yard, but he ain't cleaned his house.
We got to clean our house first before we worried about anybody else's house, our yard, or anybody's anything.
It's one of those um like fame is just a hell of a drug. Fame
is so disgusting. Um you have people like Kanye West that
influence people that are nobody's, right? And will never be
anybody, right? And you'll take every penny that you
earn and spend all your hard-earned money on some Yeezys or whatever is the flavor
dour, right? Not knowing that the artist just hit a
lick. You just gave them your money. You're nothing to them but an invoice.
And they're just allowed to just run rampant with what? When did the world come to, hey, homie got a good song. Let
me follow him. Let me listen to homie's religious and political beliefs because
he has a good song. Oh, homie dress nice.
Let me vote how he votes. We don't even take into account that
when people become rich and famous in America is no pre-erequisite.
Nobody knows how to be rich and famous. You wake up poor, you go to sleep rich,
you came up. Nobody teaches you how to move with grace. If you don't have the common
sense or the wherewithal to try to be decent and try to have integrity and try to move with grace, you probably won't.
And then you probably going to become a way more horrible person once you start checking chicken.
Once you start getting access to drugs and cars and [ __ ] and places you ain't never seen, you're probably gonna become
the horrible person that you always wanted to be because there's no prerequisite to being rich or famous.
And as dick riding, celebrity riding Americans, fans,
freaky ass [ __ ] he's a 69 god. Freaky ass [ __ ] he's a 69 god. As fans,
we vote how they vote and believe in what they believe in because they make a
good song or make a cool t-shirt or what? His performance was pretty good in
that movie. Like we don't take into account, hey, where was homie at yesterday?
Oh, yesterday he was just like me and I don't know [ __ ] I, me, Nalo,
I know men that are successful rappers
that are like up like up up and they're they're great and everything is great and everything is cool and like bless
you and like good job homie. You're doing good. Great.
But yesterday you were right next to me. Like a lot of us in life are just
unqualified. We're just on Earth just floating through space. It's no manual
for being a parent. It's no manual for being a man. It's no manual for being a woman. It's no manual for being black. It's no manual for being rich and
famous. And a lot of us are not trying to learn what is your prerequisite
to be a taste maker? What's your prerequisite to be a dick
rider? Independent thought, man. Independent
thought. We got to get to this We got to get to this phase where we be like, "Hey, that
song is tight. Hey, she she she bad as hell. She got cheeks. She got yeeks."
Like, she's like, "Yeah, but let me not worship at the church of
butt. Let me not do what he or she wants me to do because they got this attribute
that I really like." It's like the one party voters.
If I hear one more person say that they regret voting for orange man,
I swear I better not hear nobody else tell me that they regret it.
I was listening to a uh to a podcast this morning and they were talking about the news and they were saying that a lot
of people that went that way with the orange guy are like, "Oh man, I regret it. I'm going back to the other side.
I'm going back to Democrat. Oh no. Oh no. It's messed up. I ain't know it was going to be like this. It's [ __ ] up.
Oh no. Oh no. Hey, you're stupid and [ __ ] you.
You knew that it would be this way because the orange guy, the president of the United States, he's not dumb and
he's not a liar. He told you what it was going to be.
Let me repeat that to me two times. The orange guy told you what things were going to be
like. He said what he was going to do. He's not dumb and he's not a liar. He
mastered the art of coat making. He won. He's smart.
You lost. You're dumb. And the thing about it, um, it used to
be this thing called democracy. So since you lost, I'm with you. And I lost, too, cuz the way you voted, I lost cuz we get
the government that we deserve. So we all just losing together. We all
just on a sinking ship. But my point is I was listening to the podcast and the podcast was talking about a lot of
people regretted and they went back to the other side and they are in opposition of him now and he rented them
as constituents. Is that the word? He rented them as as followers. Now they're going back to the other side. I went to
my wife Rat and Raven. I'm pissed. I'm yelling. He rented them as voters.
I rent this apartment. I could put some food on the stove and
go to sleep and burn down the apartment. I'm a renter. I'm here temporarily and I
could destroy it. He rented them as voters. They voted for him. They don't like what he did. Now they going back.
He rented them. He borrowed them. I could rent a car and drive that [ __ ] off a mountain. The damage
is done. Because you go back and you backtrack
and backslide and you regret your horrible decision, that don't mean the damage is not done
again. I could rent a car. I could rent a car and go to the takeover.
I could make donuts in the street like crispy cream and hit somebody and kill somebody doing donuts at the takeover in
the rental car. It don't matter that I regret going to
the takeover. It don't matter that I regret doing donuts. It doesn't matter that I regret killing a pedestrian. The
damage is done. My regrets don't mean nothing and they not worth spit.
I'm just tired of hearing people's regrets. Think about what you do before you do it and try to make better choices. Love on yourself and love your
neighbor as well. I don't trust my neighbor. I don't trust what they believe in or
what they want to vote on or how they financial situation is set up. I don't know their family. I don't know their
origins. When this all falls apart and the the
the lights go out and we lose electricity and power and the grid goes down. Like they said this to people to
speculate and talk about the future. They said the first thing that's going to kill us as humans, the first thing that's going to fry our brains and make
us turn against each other and cause complete chaos is when this goes down, this power, this electricity, they said when this darkness, oh, that's when the
[ __ ] is going to hit the fan. I don't trust that right now if
everything went out and everything went down that I could rely on my neighbor as a companion in the apocalypse in Mad
Max. I don't trust that. I don't trust my fellow American because I see how they
voted. I see that racism won.
And all I want is for other people to think before they do.
Celebrity is a powerful drug. It's a hell of a drug. And this boy is back. Do
y'all not remember the uh the podcast with DJ Academics when he came out in a black clansman suit?
But again, you want to cancel Tyler the creator that did absolutely nothing this
time. My thing is this.
We need to discard people. We need to throw people
out. We need to ostracize people. We need to find the people that are the dregs of society and the undesirable
people and get rid of them. And I'm not talking about, again, let me make this very clear. Not talking about disabled.
I'm not talking about elderly. I'm not talking about um people that are
less intelligent. I'm not talking about no race, no gender. I don't mean none of that. What I mean we need to clean up
our society is the people that we allow to be leaders. The people that we allow to be
famous, the people that we allow to be millionaires and trillionaires. By the
way, Elon Musk is going to be the first trillionaire. It's in writing, black and
white on paper. I said it years back. Lex Luthther first trillionaire. It's happening right
now. Right. Right now. But we need to regulate who's in leadership positions.
Your manager at work. We need to regulate who the politicians
is. We need to uh we need to regulate who gets millions of dollars. We need to regulate who gets billions and trillions
of dollars. We need to regulate whose stupid dumb [ __ ] ass gets to pick up a
microphone and hold court. I read this um book or a podcast or
audio book. I don't know. I consumed so much stuff, but it it was this time back in history. I don't know. I don't care.
I'm not going to get it right. If you really care that much, go look it up. Go look on ChatGpt or Google or go to the library and get a book. But look up
Astrica. So way way way way back in the days, it was this thing called the Astrica.
And do you get the root of the word what I'm trying to say? Before I tell you, put it in the comments.
Ostracize. So they would find the people in society, the the instigator, the town
drunk, the troublemaker, the fighter, the home wrecker, whoever we deem the
horrible people in society. Not subjectively speaking, not subjectively
speaking, but really a bad person. They would get those two people in the
town, city, uh what is it? Pro province, Providence, state, whatever. They will
vote. The person with the most votes would get ostracized and they would get cast out of society. They're going
wherever. You're going to the ether, you're going to the desert with the wolves or whatever to die. You're gone.
You're not like us. You're gone. We need a ostrica and we need to
ostracize people cuz these politicians and these celebrities is running rampant
and it's just eating the youth. Not even the youth. I'm 40, homie. People my age
is worshiping celebrities. You you you worshiping at the church of this idiot
man. Boy, I be watching Real Housewives with my wife.
We're really down bad. Like culture, society, entertainment, we are [ __ ]
down bad. We are washed, cooked.
Like, it's really gross. Just somebody please get in the
comments, give me your opinion, give me a review. I just want to know why Kanye
is back. I want to know uh what what what do you think his agenda is? What is his purpose
for going to sit down with a rabbi and holding hands and getting a translator apologizing with his head down
some with his most innocent docile good negro face like also
Kanye is one of the good ones. He one of the good negroes. Oh, him show is obedient.
Like like he's sitting there with his head down humbly asking for forgiveness. What do you think his purpose is?
Um get in the comments. Let me know. Will will you be worshiping him? Will you be signing up at the the church of
Kanye? Will you be back on dick? Um what do you think that the Jewish
community is going to do for with or to Kanye West? and your kid.
When ever is he going to apologize to his own
people? You do owe the black community an apology for passing out schwastika
chains and t-shirts and in and your your disgusting gross Twitter rants and
wearing KKK costumes. You do owe black people an apology because whether you realize it or not,
the Nazis to build back the strong wall. The Nazis
didn't just hate the Jews. It was bad for the blacks as well. I
don't know. Um I don't think Kanye West is an unintelligent person. I think his brain is is rattled.
I think he has a bunch of marbles in his cranium, but I don't think that he's an unintelligent person. I think that he's
aware of the effects of these groups on black people. As a black person, you
should disdain that kind of behavior anyway. But
I'm blessed and good things. I'm beautiful. Nothing but good things come to me.
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