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“Rich People Problems in California | Bureaucracy, Beaches & MAGA Delusions”

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In this episode of A Tribe Called Best, hosted by It’s Me, Knowlo, I share a conversation I had with a wealthy woman who schooled me on the “struggles” of being rich in California. Imagine having two houses, a driveway full of cars, passive income, endless free time—and still complaining about how hard it is to spend money because of yellow tape and state bureaucracy. Meanwhile, I’m out here slinging mail in rain, hail, sleet, snow, and overtime just to keep my head above water.

She reminded me how tough California life can be when the weather is perfect, the beach is blocks away, and your biggest stress is which home to remodel. Oh, and did I mention? She’s MAGA. Apparently, Trump still hasn’t made her life great again—guess the struggle is real after all.

This episode is a cynical peek into the upside-down world of rich people problems, where luxury becomes a burden, and privilege somehow feels like oppression.

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Holy [ __ ] it's a tribe called Best.


Hey, what's up? ItsMeKnowlo, and I


have another story for y'all today. And


this one is real simple. Uh, I'm going


to try to keep it short and sweet, but


I'm just tired of people being tonedeaf,


entitled, and rich.


[Music]


Everybody


lacks something in their life. It's some


kind of void. It's some kind of hole.


It's something that you're missing,


right? something that you need. It might


be as far as like mental health. It


might be money that you're missing. It


might be companionship that you're


missing. But everybody is lacking


something. Okay?


I work with uh lots of rich people. I


I'm not saying I work with rich people.


My colleagues aren't rich, but the area


that I deliver in, I have a route, and


those people are rich. The average house


is like $2 million, $3 million. You


going down the street and you know you


see people driving like Honda Accords,


Honda Civics. It's like over here on the


regular like just the regular dular car


like everybody has a Rivian,


everybody has a Tesla,


everybody has a Porsche.


Some people just got multiple bandes.


It's a guy over there that has a Ferrari


and a Range Rover and like three Benzes,


a couple 70s BMWs.


How do I know? Uh, for one, I'm very


astute. I watch my environment. I don't


miss much. I don't miss nothing. That


That's number one. Number two, I like


cars. I'm like a car spotter. I'm always


looking at cars. And number three,


I occasionally talk to the guy about his


cars. Okay, so uh the cat's out of the


bag. A lot of people got a lot of stuff.


And I'm walking down the street one day


and I'm outside. I got this satchel with


this mail in it. And it's maybe


let's say 25 30 lbs.


It's maybe 86, maybe 90° outside. You


know what I'm saying? It's pretty hot.


And uh a a lady approaches me. She's a


lady that I know. I see her all the


time.


I know pretty much like


maybe like 99% of my customers. I'm I'm


cordial with with the bulk of them. A


lot of us stop. We talk. We converse. I


spend a little bit more time with them


than I probably should. you know, time


wasting practices.


Um,


I'm walking down the street, she's


walking down the street, she's walking


her dog. You know, that's uh that's what


people do when people are rich or


hipsters or they got generational wealth


or whatever the case may be. They're


always walking a [ __ ] dog


or going to a coffee shop or going to


Pilates or going to the yacht club or


jogging. These are just things that I


see. Just observations. Okay.


I'm walking down the street this way.


She's walking down the street this way.


We're approaching each other.


I say hi. She says hi. The dog is


And uh you know she just she she has


that that she look at me dead my eyes.


Dead my eyes.


When people you know they they want to


stop you to converse. She tells me


yeah my girlfriend is staying in the


back house because she's going through a


divorce.


So I'm letting her stay in my back


house. It's a pretty nasty divorce.


I'm like okay. Like, aren't you


fortunate? You have two houses on the


lot. You have a front house and you have


a back house. And your girlfriend is


fortunate


to have somewhere to stay while she's


going through a messy divorce. Like, you


got a friend in me is what I'm sure


she's saying.


Um,


so she she tells me about her girlfriend


and she says, "Uh,


yeah, you know,


it's so expensive to go through a


divorce." And for me personally, Nalo,


um, I don't like people


that say disparaging things about LA. I


don't like people that say disparaging


things about California.


And uh if you go an episode or two back,


you'll know that I don't like people


saying disparaging things about my


folks. But


I do personally get offended when people


say disparaging things about LA and


California. And we have a lot of


transplants here. We have a lot of


people that aren't native Angelinos. I


am.


We have a lot of people that aren't


Californians. I am.


And you guys come here and you live here


and you suck up the re the the the the


resources. You come to California and


suck up resources. You eating our good


food. You add all of our vegan uh


vegetarian cuisine. You you you at all


of our restaurants eating up our good


fresh table uh free range organic


gluten-free food. You sucking down all


of our food, all of our kombucha.


You and all of our coffee shops. You


enjoying our sun, you getting all of our


UV rays.


Cuz in California, let's keep it a


stack. Let's keep it a stack. In


California, we don't really get weather.


90, 95, 98% of the time, the sun is out


here. It's warm.


California. Welcome to California.


[Music]


People come to California and complain


about the traffic. They complain about


the homeless. They complain about the


gang banging. They complain about the


price to live. They complain about blah


blah. [ __ ] blah. Leave.


You don't have to be here if you're not


from here. If you're a transplant, you


chose to come here for whatever reason.


Holy [ __ ] It's a tribe called best.


If you're a Californian or an Angelino,


you can also leave. Like, I mean, you're


not tethered here. You're not shackled


to this state or city. You're not even


shackled to the country. You can leave


the country if you like.


But I digress.


We stop.


We're in each other's face. We're


talking. She's telling me about her


girlfriend that lives in the back house


and how she's going through a nasty


divorce. And


California,


divorces are so expensive.


Like a person with common sense, I say,


"Aren't divorces expensive everywhere?"


"Oh, but no. California so expensive.


California so expensive."


I said, "Well, why you don't live


somewhere else?"


Well, the weather's good here.


California is nice and sunny. Well, it's


not too bad then, is it?


It's too expensive to live here. And the


divorces are too expensive, but the sun


is so beautiful and so warm on your on


on your skin, just tanning and crisping


your skin. And you're just soaking up


the D. You're just soaking up the


vitamin D up here just enjoying our


weather. You can't leave cuz the sun is


too good. The weather's too good.


But you complain how expensive it is.


Can't really have it both ways. You


cannot and should not have it both ways.


She says, "Yeah, I'm trying to put an


addition on my house. I don't


really know what she was talking about.


I tuned out cuz I didn't care." When


people start talking about uh money and


financials and what they're going to do


or what they're not going to do or how


they splurging or what they can't


splurge on,


I check out. I don't care about people's


um money issues cuz I don't care about


keeping up with the Joneses. I don't you


know you know I just really don't care


to hear how good that you're doing


because


when my ship sails in and I start doing


good financially and I'm checking


chicken.


You know when I'm checking chicken like


a mother clucker.


[Music]


I'm not going to be telling you about


how much money I got. I'm not going to


be telling anyone about how much money I


got. Nobody.


I don't want to look like I have money.


I don't want to appear to have money. I


want to have nice things. And the things


that I have will be if you know you


know.


I don't want the cliche. I don't want


the designer. I don't want the trend. I


don't want what you have. I don't want


what you like. The stuff that I want.


You probably don't get it. It's only if


you know, you know.


But people like talking about money.


So, I want to put a new addition on my


house and uh you know, gh California,


you got to get these permits and it's


all the bureaucracy and it's all the


yellow tape and you have to do this. And


I was just thinking, why is it so


difficult? You know, just all this


paperwork and


while she's talking,


I look at her house.


I look at her house again. Like I said


earlier, you have a pretty big house.


You have a house in the back. You have


two houses on the lot. You don't have


one house. You have two houses.


Her driveway is long as a [ __ ] The


driveway is long as a [ __ ]


You know what's in the driveway?


a side by side,


a Bolt,


a Audi,


a Tesla,


and a big beefy lifted up off-road


douchebag overlander Bronco.


You mean to tell me


that you had the audacity


to sit here and complain to me about


your [ __ ] money troubles? The


bureaucracy and the yellow tape.


California is giving you a hard time


about spending your money.


[Music]


You're having a hard time giving your


money to California. How is that my


problem? How is that something that you


should share with me?


I'm a brokster.


I'm a mailman. One of my rules in life,


I may not have said this to you guys


before, but I'm going to say it now.


This is our thing cuz we're besties,


right? This is a tribe called best. This


is a tribe called best. So, I'm going to


share this with you guys.


If you're not rich,


you're broke. If you're not wealthy,


you're broke.


So though I make enough money to


survive. Though I live ah okay,


I don't live how I want to live.


I still do have budgetary restrictions.


A lot of times I live paycheck to


paycheck. Sometimes I got some money and


I'm doing fine and things is good and I


could I could, you know, chill for a


while. I'll be on cruise control for a


second, but a lot of times I got to


tighten up my belt and I got to live


paycheck to paycheck because I am


American. I am a regular common folk.


I work for my money. I work hard. My


work life balance is no good.


My work knows me better than my wife and


child. I spend more time with my


colleagues than at home. Okay?


And you can tell me how you want to put


a new addition on your house. And it's a


problem that California is making you


get all these permits. It's taking too


long.


I see a side by side and a bolt and a


Tesla and an Audi and a Bronco


and you're talking to a poor person


about money. How insensitive are you? Do


you not read the room?


It's 86 to 90 degrees out here. I'm


sweating.


I'm sweating.


Like my essence is coming out. Like I'm


out here like I'm I'm like like you know


I could be out here and damn near have


have a heat stroke or or just whatever


the case may be. I'm not going to.


But it's like I'm out here like I'mma be


looking like a California raisin. Like I


could be out here getting petrified by


the sun in this 40 lb bag and I'm


dodging and ducking and and maneuvering


around dogs and people like you that


tell me about your money problems and


you're rich.


[Music]


A lot of people lack emotional


intelligence. Emotional intelligence is


like um I'm not giving you a definition


word for word. I'm giving you my opinion


on emotional intelligence, what I've


learned in 40 years and what I


extrapolate from all the people that I


see in the world. Like emotional


intelligence is being able to read the


room. It's being able to look at the


people around you and have sympathy or


empathy and


understand that all the time what's good


for the goose is not good for the


gander. Uh emotional intelligence is


understanding


what's um


how do you call it


what's in your mouth doesn't have to


come out like top of mind tip of tongue.


You don't have to say what you think.


You could like keep your mouth closed


and keep your thoughts to yourself or


this is a conversation that you can and


should


have with your other rich friends,


not me, the brokster.


Cuz we work really hard to um cut down


on overtime and we and we do pivots and


um we keep our budget tight every month.


uh you know to make sure not not to


overspend and and not to have time


wasting practices and not to dole out


too many hours because


our supervisors and managers need fat


ass bonuses.


[Music]


You get what I'm saying? We're at the


bottom of the ladder. We are the worker


bees. We are the ants. We are the peons.


We don't get bonuses. We get uh where's


my button at? We get


screwed.


Okay, we don't get bonuses. We get


screwed.


And we work very hard


so that somebody else can have more and


have better. That's the American way.


So, I just like I said, I just get tired


of people being audacious enough to be


rich


and


just have the luxury of time.


The world is your oyster.


You know, time is the time is the most


expensive luxury that you can have. Time


is the best thing that you could ever


have. You got time,


you got money,


you have Caucasian skin, you don't


really have much to worry about,


and you lack the emotional intelligence


to


to to to bite your tongue. You're


telling me about your money woes and


about your divorced girlfriend that's


living in the back house because in


California, divorces are so expensive.


I mean, I get it. Humans like to talk.


People like to relate to each other. But


you just got to read the room. Uh, just


got to read the room.


Cuz like I said, while she was talking,


I just totally tuned out my break brain.


My brain went on autopilot. Like my


brain just completely shut off as soon


as she started talking about money. Cuz


I'll just be looking at you like you.


When people talk about money, my my my


mind shuts off. I'm from the hood. Like


the hood hood, like the real ghetto.


Like I said, I'm from California,


Southern California. I'm from Los


Angeles. I'm from the east side. I'm


from Watts. I'm from the Blue Gates. And


I grew up with dudes that would


rob people,


sell dope,


get gr,


get food stamps, and shoot dice. So they


had like five, six streams of income.


They had on uh figuro chains and Rolex


chains and gold teeth and Jordans and


spank white t-shirts


and a pocket full of money and they'll


walk up to you and say, "Hey, let me


hold some. Hey guys, let me get a


dollar. Hey my [ __ ] come on. Hey, my


[ __ ] just give me a dollar. It It's


all good though." Like, I give you the


dollar back. Just let me hold something.


I was born that night. I wasn't born


last night. I just seen you right there


with a [ __ ] full of money.


If you broke as a joke, if you ain't got


nothing but lint, if you ain't got no


money, that's not my [ __ ] problem.


Cuz you got Jordans and you got gold and


you got hoes and you got dope to smoke.


If you don't have money, that's not my


problem. But I know that you have


problem. So no, you can't hold nothing


from me. Not nothing.


And that's the way that I feel when rich


people talk to me about money. It's it


kind of feels like


it's the it's the equivalent to like


playing in your face. You let somebody


borrow some money


and they pull up in a new car and you're


like, "Hey, Charlie, where's my money?


I've been waiting on my money. Charlie,


it's it's been a while, man. You said


you're going to pay me back." And


Charlie's like, "I'll give it to you


when I give it to you." And you're like,


"Hey, Charlie, that's a new car. That


ride looks pretty new. Is that a new


car, Charlie?" It's new. You know, I'm


doing pretty well. Hey, well, you're


doing pretty well, Charlie. Where's my


money? You got to kill Charlie. You have


to murder him. He's playing in your


face.


You owe me money, but you're still


having wild expendites. Is that the


word?


Anyway,


there is no point to this story. It is a


pointless story. I just wanted to have a


conversation with y'all. I just wanted


to tell y'all a story cuz I love y'all


and I love telling y'all stories. But


yeah, long long story short, short story


long. Yeah, like I said, I'm at work and


I'm just walking up the street and I


said, "This lady just had the audacity


to come to me


and talk about her money problems, talk


about the bureaucracy and how difficult


California was making it for her to


spend her money.


Like, you want to put an addition on to


your house. You want to maybe, I don't


know, go up, make it two, three stories.


Maybe you want to put another room. You


want to go left, right, to the side. You


want to put a pool. Whatever it is you


want to do, that's not my business.


I'm a brokster. I'm not a homeowner.


I got a regular family.


I got a regular car. No resentment,


no jealousy. I'm just the type of person


that truly doesn't care. Like, I don't


have a jealous bone in my body.


Not one that doesn't exist. I don't


care. I don't um care about people


enough nor pay attention enough to um


develop envy.


I don't have a competitive bone in my


body. Not a competitive bone in my body.


Anything that I'm doing, I don't want it


to be better than yours cuz I don't give


a [ __ ] about yours. I want mine to be


mine. And I'm in my lane, being


creative, making what I'm making and


doing what I'm doing. And I want to


inspire you to make something cool. And


you could inspire somebody else. But my


aim and my goal is not to be better than


anyone.


My aim is to be me and have my thing.


And I think that that's just one of


those things that a lot of people don't


understand. I think that that's just a


form of being tonedeaf. You know,


like


I'm not one of those people that thinks


it's it's crass to talk about religion.


I'm not one of those people that thinks


it's crash to talk about politics. I'm


not one of those people that thinks it's


crass to talk about money. Talk about


what you talking about, but read the


room.


Share your views and opinions with


like-minded people.


Uh, short little one. I had a guy in the


comments the other day and he was


disagreeing with one of my videos and I


told him at the end of the day, it's my


video on my page and my opinion. It's 7


zillion people on Tik Tok. It's 7


trillion people on Tik Tok. Don't get in


my [ __ ] comments disagreeing with me


because I don't give a [ __ ] what you


think.


You don't like what I'm saying? Go to


someone else's Tik Tok page. Get off


mine.


I am too into me to be jealous of you.


I'm too into me to to be in competition


with you. I'm too into me to argue with


you.


So we could talk about money,


we could talk about


politics, we could talk about religion,


we can disagree,


but read the room. Like


you disagree with me, I give you a short


answer that's kind of blas. I'm kind of


blowing you off. I'm not in the m I'm


not in the mood to argue and I'm not


gonna get on, dude. Skating the wind.


Go argue with somebody else.


Cuz what we can't argue is my opinion.


Facts are facts. Those are concrete.


Facts are science. Facts are something


that's tested and proven and and and and


it's math to it. A fact is 1 plus 1 is


two. Not 11 like Terren Howard.


A fact is 1 plus 1 is two. That's


something that we can't argue. We cannot


argue that.


That's a fact. But we also can't argue


my opinion because my opinion is my


opinion and I'm putting it on my page.


And if you don't like what's on my page,


back off or jack off.


And it, like I said, it's just it's just


what I feel about a lot of people that


talk about money. It's like if I went to


a homeless person and was like, "Whoa,


man. I sure did get a fat ass paycheck


today." Mhm. I'm going to go to 7-Eleven


and run it up. Oh, yeah.


Yeah. Just learn how to read the room. A


lot of people lack emotional


intelligence. I like the people that I


work with and I I like the people that I


um service, cater to, whatever is the


correct way to say it. I like I like my


customers. They like me. But


yeah, just


don't don't talk to me about money. If


it's 97° outside and you didn't offer me


water or Gatorade,


don't talk to me about how much money


you got.


You got a lot of paper. You checking a


lot of chicken,


but your heart ain't in the right place.


Save me from dying. I'm outside. It's


hot.


It It It don't, man. It It don't even


got to be water. You ain't even got to


hydrate me, man. I walk by the crib. Get


Give me a bag of Doritos. Dehydrate me


more. Give me some salty ass Doritos.


It's the thought that counts. You ain't


got to get it right, but it's the


thought that counts.


Holy [ __ ]