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A Tribe Called Best
“Rich People Problems in California | Bureaucracy, Beaches & MAGA Delusions”
In this episode of A Tribe Called Best, hosted by It’s Me, Knowlo, I share a conversation I had with a wealthy woman who schooled me on the “struggles” of being rich in California. Imagine having two houses, a driveway full of cars, passive income, endless free time—and still complaining about how hard it is to spend money because of yellow tape and state bureaucracy. Meanwhile, I’m out here slinging mail in rain, hail, sleet, snow, and overtime just to keep my head above water.
She reminded me how tough California life can be when the weather is perfect, the beach is blocks away, and your biggest stress is which home to remodel. Oh, and did I mention? She’s MAGA. Apparently, Trump still hasn’t made her life great again—guess the struggle is real after all.
This episode is a cynical peek into the upside-down world of rich people problems, where luxury becomes a burden, and privilege somehow feels like oppression.
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Holy [ __ ] it's a tribe called Best.
Hey, what's up? ItsMeKnowlo, and I
have another story for y'all today. And
this one is real simple. Uh, I'm going
to try to keep it short and sweet, but
I'm just tired of people being tonedeaf,
entitled, and rich.
[Music]
Everybody
lacks something in their life. It's some
kind of void. It's some kind of hole.
It's something that you're missing,
right? something that you need. It might
be as far as like mental health. It
might be money that you're missing. It
might be companionship that you're
missing. But everybody is lacking
something. Okay?
I work with uh lots of rich people. I
I'm not saying I work with rich people.
My colleagues aren't rich, but the area
that I deliver in, I have a route, and
those people are rich. The average house
is like $2 million, $3 million. You
going down the street and you know you
see people driving like Honda Accords,
Honda Civics. It's like over here on the
regular like just the regular dular car
like everybody has a Rivian,
everybody has a Tesla,
everybody has a Porsche.
Some people just got multiple bandes.
It's a guy over there that has a Ferrari
and a Range Rover and like three Benzes,
a couple 70s BMWs.
How do I know? Uh, for one, I'm very
astute. I watch my environment. I don't
miss much. I don't miss nothing. That
That's number one. Number two, I like
cars. I'm like a car spotter. I'm always
looking at cars. And number three,
I occasionally talk to the guy about his
cars. Okay, so uh the cat's out of the
bag. A lot of people got a lot of stuff.
And I'm walking down the street one day
and I'm outside. I got this satchel with
this mail in it. And it's maybe
let's say 25 30 lbs.
It's maybe 86, maybe 90° outside. You
know what I'm saying? It's pretty hot.
And uh a a lady approaches me. She's a
lady that I know. I see her all the
time.
I know pretty much like
maybe like 99% of my customers. I'm I'm
cordial with with the bulk of them. A
lot of us stop. We talk. We converse. I
spend a little bit more time with them
than I probably should. you know, time
wasting practices.
Um,
I'm walking down the street, she's
walking down the street, she's walking
her dog. You know, that's uh that's what
people do when people are rich or
hipsters or they got generational wealth
or whatever the case may be. They're
always walking a [ __ ] dog
or going to a coffee shop or going to
Pilates or going to the yacht club or
jogging. These are just things that I
see. Just observations. Okay.
I'm walking down the street this way.
She's walking down the street this way.
We're approaching each other.
I say hi. She says hi. The dog is
And uh you know she just she she has
that that she look at me dead my eyes.
Dead my eyes.
When people you know they they want to
stop you to converse. She tells me
yeah my girlfriend is staying in the
back house because she's going through a
divorce.
So I'm letting her stay in my back
house. It's a pretty nasty divorce.
I'm like okay. Like, aren't you
fortunate? You have two houses on the
lot. You have a front house and you have
a back house. And your girlfriend is
fortunate
to have somewhere to stay while she's
going through a messy divorce. Like, you
got a friend in me is what I'm sure
she's saying.
Um,
so she she tells me about her girlfriend
and she says, "Uh,
yeah, you know,
it's so expensive to go through a
divorce." And for me personally, Nalo,
um, I don't like people
that say disparaging things about LA. I
don't like people that say disparaging
things about California.
And uh if you go an episode or two back,
you'll know that I don't like people
saying disparaging things about my
folks. But
I do personally get offended when people
say disparaging things about LA and
California. And we have a lot of
transplants here. We have a lot of
people that aren't native Angelinos. I
am.
We have a lot of people that aren't
Californians. I am.
And you guys come here and you live here
and you suck up the re the the the the
resources. You come to California and
suck up resources. You eating our good
food. You add all of our vegan uh
vegetarian cuisine. You you you at all
of our restaurants eating up our good
fresh table uh free range organic
gluten-free food. You sucking down all
of our food, all of our kombucha.
You and all of our coffee shops. You
enjoying our sun, you getting all of our
UV rays.
Cuz in California, let's keep it a
stack. Let's keep it a stack. In
California, we don't really get weather.
90, 95, 98% of the time, the sun is out
here. It's warm.
California. Welcome to California.
[Music]
People come to California and complain
about the traffic. They complain about
the homeless. They complain about the
gang banging. They complain about the
price to live. They complain about blah
blah. [ __ ] blah. Leave.
You don't have to be here if you're not
from here. If you're a transplant, you
chose to come here for whatever reason.
Holy [ __ ] It's a tribe called best.
If you're a Californian or an Angelino,
you can also leave. Like, I mean, you're
not tethered here. You're not shackled
to this state or city. You're not even
shackled to the country. You can leave
the country if you like.
But I digress.
We stop.
We're in each other's face. We're
talking. She's telling me about her
girlfriend that lives in the back house
and how she's going through a nasty
divorce. And
California,
divorces are so expensive.
Like a person with common sense, I say,
"Aren't divorces expensive everywhere?"
"Oh, but no. California so expensive.
California so expensive."
I said, "Well, why you don't live
somewhere else?"
Well, the weather's good here.
California is nice and sunny. Well, it's
not too bad then, is it?
It's too expensive to live here. And the
divorces are too expensive, but the sun
is so beautiful and so warm on your on
on your skin, just tanning and crisping
your skin. And you're just soaking up
the D. You're just soaking up the
vitamin D up here just enjoying our
weather. You can't leave cuz the sun is
too good. The weather's too good.
But you complain how expensive it is.
Can't really have it both ways. You
cannot and should not have it both ways.
She says, "Yeah, I'm trying to put an
addition on my house. I don't
really know what she was talking about.
I tuned out cuz I didn't care." When
people start talking about uh money and
financials and what they're going to do
or what they're not going to do or how
they splurging or what they can't
splurge on,
I check out. I don't care about people's
um money issues cuz I don't care about
keeping up with the Joneses. I don't you
know you know I just really don't care
to hear how good that you're doing
because
when my ship sails in and I start doing
good financially and I'm checking
chicken.
You know when I'm checking chicken like
a mother clucker.
[Music]
I'm not going to be telling you about
how much money I got. I'm not going to
be telling anyone about how much money I
got. Nobody.
I don't want to look like I have money.
I don't want to appear to have money. I
want to have nice things. And the things
that I have will be if you know you
know.
I don't want the cliche. I don't want
the designer. I don't want the trend. I
don't want what you have. I don't want
what you like. The stuff that I want.
You probably don't get it. It's only if
you know, you know.
But people like talking about money.
So, I want to put a new addition on my
house and uh you know, gh California,
you got to get these permits and it's
all the bureaucracy and it's all the
yellow tape and you have to do this. And
I was just thinking, why is it so
difficult? You know, just all this
paperwork and
while she's talking,
I look at her house.
I look at her house again. Like I said
earlier, you have a pretty big house.
You have a house in the back. You have
two houses on the lot. You don't have
one house. You have two houses.
Her driveway is long as a [ __ ] The
driveway is long as a [ __ ]
You know what's in the driveway?
a side by side,
a Bolt,
a Audi,
a Tesla,
and a big beefy lifted up off-road
douchebag overlander Bronco.
You mean to tell me
that you had the audacity
to sit here and complain to me about
your [ __ ] money troubles? The
bureaucracy and the yellow tape.
California is giving you a hard time
about spending your money.
[Music]
You're having a hard time giving your
money to California. How is that my
problem? How is that something that you
should share with me?
I'm a brokster.
I'm a mailman. One of my rules in life,
I may not have said this to you guys
before, but I'm going to say it now.
This is our thing cuz we're besties,
right? This is a tribe called best. This
is a tribe called best. So, I'm going to
share this with you guys.
If you're not rich,
you're broke. If you're not wealthy,
you're broke.
So though I make enough money to
survive. Though I live ah okay,
I don't live how I want to live.
I still do have budgetary restrictions.
A lot of times I live paycheck to
paycheck. Sometimes I got some money and
I'm doing fine and things is good and I
could I could, you know, chill for a
while. I'll be on cruise control for a
second, but a lot of times I got to
tighten up my belt and I got to live
paycheck to paycheck because I am
American. I am a regular common folk.
I work for my money. I work hard. My
work life balance is no good.
My work knows me better than my wife and
child. I spend more time with my
colleagues than at home. Okay?
And you can tell me how you want to put
a new addition on your house. And it's a
problem that California is making you
get all these permits. It's taking too
long.
I see a side by side and a bolt and a
Tesla and an Audi and a Bronco
and you're talking to a poor person
about money. How insensitive are you? Do
you not read the room?
It's 86 to 90 degrees out here. I'm
sweating.
I'm sweating.
Like my essence is coming out. Like I'm
out here like I'm I'm like like you know
I could be out here and damn near have
have a heat stroke or or just whatever
the case may be. I'm not going to.
But it's like I'm out here like I'mma be
looking like a California raisin. Like I
could be out here getting petrified by
the sun in this 40 lb bag and I'm
dodging and ducking and and maneuvering
around dogs and people like you that
tell me about your money problems and
you're rich.
[Music]
A lot of people lack emotional
intelligence. Emotional intelligence is
like um I'm not giving you a definition
word for word. I'm giving you my opinion
on emotional intelligence, what I've
learned in 40 years and what I
extrapolate from all the people that I
see in the world. Like emotional
intelligence is being able to read the
room. It's being able to look at the
people around you and have sympathy or
empathy and
understand that all the time what's good
for the goose is not good for the
gander. Uh emotional intelligence is
understanding
what's um
how do you call it
what's in your mouth doesn't have to
come out like top of mind tip of tongue.
You don't have to say what you think.
You could like keep your mouth closed
and keep your thoughts to yourself or
this is a conversation that you can and
should
have with your other rich friends,
not me, the brokster.
Cuz we work really hard to um cut down
on overtime and we and we do pivots and
um we keep our budget tight every month.
uh you know to make sure not not to
overspend and and not to have time
wasting practices and not to dole out
too many hours because
our supervisors and managers need fat
ass bonuses.
[Music]
You get what I'm saying? We're at the
bottom of the ladder. We are the worker
bees. We are the ants. We are the peons.
We don't get bonuses. We get uh where's
my button at? We get
screwed.
Okay, we don't get bonuses. We get
screwed.
And we work very hard
so that somebody else can have more and
have better. That's the American way.
So, I just like I said, I just get tired
of people being audacious enough to be
rich
and
just have the luxury of time.
The world is your oyster.
You know, time is the time is the most
expensive luxury that you can have. Time
is the best thing that you could ever
have. You got time,
you got money,
you have Caucasian skin, you don't
really have much to worry about,
and you lack the emotional intelligence
to
to to to bite your tongue. You're
telling me about your money woes and
about your divorced girlfriend that's
living in the back house because in
California, divorces are so expensive.
I mean, I get it. Humans like to talk.
People like to relate to each other. But
you just got to read the room. Uh, just
got to read the room.
Cuz like I said, while she was talking,
I just totally tuned out my break brain.
My brain went on autopilot. Like my
brain just completely shut off as soon
as she started talking about money. Cuz
I'll just be looking at you like you.
When people talk about money, my my my
mind shuts off. I'm from the hood. Like
the hood hood, like the real ghetto.
Like I said, I'm from California,
Southern California. I'm from Los
Angeles. I'm from the east side. I'm
from Watts. I'm from the Blue Gates. And
I grew up with dudes that would
rob people,
sell dope,
get gr,
get food stamps, and shoot dice. So they
had like five, six streams of income.
They had on uh figuro chains and Rolex
chains and gold teeth and Jordans and
spank white t-shirts
and a pocket full of money and they'll
walk up to you and say, "Hey, let me
hold some. Hey guys, let me get a
dollar. Hey my [ __ ] come on. Hey, my
[ __ ] just give me a dollar. It It's
all good though." Like, I give you the
dollar back. Just let me hold something.
I was born that night. I wasn't born
last night. I just seen you right there
with a [ __ ] full of money.
If you broke as a joke, if you ain't got
nothing but lint, if you ain't got no
money, that's not my [ __ ] problem.
Cuz you got Jordans and you got gold and
you got hoes and you got dope to smoke.
If you don't have money, that's not my
problem. But I know that you have
problem. So no, you can't hold nothing
from me. Not nothing.
And that's the way that I feel when rich
people talk to me about money. It's it
kind of feels like
it's the it's the equivalent to like
playing in your face. You let somebody
borrow some money
and they pull up in a new car and you're
like, "Hey, Charlie, where's my money?
I've been waiting on my money. Charlie,
it's it's been a while, man. You said
you're going to pay me back." And
Charlie's like, "I'll give it to you
when I give it to you." And you're like,
"Hey, Charlie, that's a new car. That
ride looks pretty new. Is that a new
car, Charlie?" It's new. You know, I'm
doing pretty well. Hey, well, you're
doing pretty well, Charlie. Where's my
money? You got to kill Charlie. You have
to murder him. He's playing in your
face.
You owe me money, but you're still
having wild expendites. Is that the
word?
Anyway,
there is no point to this story. It is a
pointless story. I just wanted to have a
conversation with y'all. I just wanted
to tell y'all a story cuz I love y'all
and I love telling y'all stories. But
yeah, long long story short, short story
long. Yeah, like I said, I'm at work and
I'm just walking up the street and I
said, "This lady just had the audacity
to come to me
and talk about her money problems, talk
about the bureaucracy and how difficult
California was making it for her to
spend her money.
Like, you want to put an addition on to
your house. You want to maybe, I don't
know, go up, make it two, three stories.
Maybe you want to put another room. You
want to go left, right, to the side. You
want to put a pool. Whatever it is you
want to do, that's not my business.
I'm a brokster. I'm not a homeowner.
I got a regular family.
I got a regular car. No resentment,
no jealousy. I'm just the type of person
that truly doesn't care. Like, I don't
have a jealous bone in my body.
Not one that doesn't exist. I don't
care. I don't um care about people
enough nor pay attention enough to um
develop envy.
I don't have a competitive bone in my
body. Not a competitive bone in my body.
Anything that I'm doing, I don't want it
to be better than yours cuz I don't give
a [ __ ] about yours. I want mine to be
mine. And I'm in my lane, being
creative, making what I'm making and
doing what I'm doing. And I want to
inspire you to make something cool. And
you could inspire somebody else. But my
aim and my goal is not to be better than
anyone.
My aim is to be me and have my thing.
And I think that that's just one of
those things that a lot of people don't
understand. I think that that's just a
form of being tonedeaf. You know,
like
I'm not one of those people that thinks
it's it's crass to talk about religion.
I'm not one of those people that thinks
it's crash to talk about politics. I'm
not one of those people that thinks it's
crass to talk about money. Talk about
what you talking about, but read the
room.
Share your views and opinions with
like-minded people.
Uh, short little one. I had a guy in the
comments the other day and he was
disagreeing with one of my videos and I
told him at the end of the day, it's my
video on my page and my opinion. It's 7
zillion people on Tik Tok. It's 7
trillion people on Tik Tok. Don't get in
my [ __ ] comments disagreeing with me
because I don't give a [ __ ] what you
think.
You don't like what I'm saying? Go to
someone else's Tik Tok page. Get off
mine.
I am too into me to be jealous of you.
I'm too into me to to be in competition
with you. I'm too into me to argue with
you.
So we could talk about money,
we could talk about
politics, we could talk about religion,
we can disagree,
but read the room. Like
you disagree with me, I give you a short
answer that's kind of blas. I'm kind of
blowing you off. I'm not in the m I'm
not in the mood to argue and I'm not
gonna get on, dude. Skating the wind.
Go argue with somebody else.
Cuz what we can't argue is my opinion.
Facts are facts. Those are concrete.
Facts are science. Facts are something
that's tested and proven and and and and
it's math to it. A fact is 1 plus 1 is
two. Not 11 like Terren Howard.
A fact is 1 plus 1 is two. That's
something that we can't argue. We cannot
argue that.
That's a fact. But we also can't argue
my opinion because my opinion is my
opinion and I'm putting it on my page.
And if you don't like what's on my page,
back off or jack off.
And it, like I said, it's just it's just
what I feel about a lot of people that
talk about money. It's like if I went to
a homeless person and was like, "Whoa,
man. I sure did get a fat ass paycheck
today." Mhm. I'm going to go to 7-Eleven
and run it up. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Just learn how to read the room. A
lot of people lack emotional
intelligence. I like the people that I
work with and I I like the people that I
um service, cater to, whatever is the
correct way to say it. I like I like my
customers. They like me. But
yeah, just
don't don't talk to me about money. If
it's 97° outside and you didn't offer me
water or Gatorade,
don't talk to me about how much money
you got.
You got a lot of paper. You checking a
lot of chicken,
but your heart ain't in the right place.
Save me from dying. I'm outside. It's
hot.
It It It don't, man. It It don't even
got to be water. You ain't even got to
hydrate me, man. I walk by the crib. Get
Give me a bag of Doritos. Dehydrate me
more. Give me some salty ass Doritos.
It's the thought that counts. You ain't
got to get it right, but it's the
thought that counts.
Holy [ __ ]